搞笑自我评价（精选3篇）
1, tiger mouth tooth, dance with wolves is my career, some people say that I am bold, in fact, I am very timid, no way, I am a zoo veterinarian & & 2, and we are not blowing, my professional status, how much Officer to see me, have to bow to bow, I let him bow he did not dare look up, I let him rise he did not dare to bow, you do not believe it, I'm a national super-barber & &
3, hand knife, his hands covered with blood, my every day is spent in the Daoguang ax shadow, think of those tragic death in my hands of life, I really have nothing to say, so I, others The Public Security Bureau did not catch, the court does not sentence, said I was too small, they do not want to control, you say no gas, I am the meat factory slaughtering & &
4, say I have money, I do not feel a little ye? But my work is really counting the number of money every day, when the number of busy box into a bundle of the number of idle time is also put into the number of put down, Gesanchaiwu also a few dollars and other foreign currencies, you tell me, and sometimes Count the number of money hand cramps children ah, you say I am blowing, I blow Sha Mo, I was a bank teller.
5, I do, but one of the best in the world, my customers are all emperors and princess, say you may not believe, I am a kindergarten math teacher, I will teach those little princesses every day count, 1,2 &&
6, it is said that you drink all day long, there are people to give you money, how can there be a good thing, you do not believe this good thing really let me stand, in fact, nothing, I winery sommelier.
7, cattle Hana, when a small official children do not know ye to friends, tell you, Comin met me, and I let you on you, so you under the next, the letter does not? Stare at the eyeball ah, say a joke is also angry ah, you do not know I was open the elevator you?
8, you do not look at me to earn much, looks like the general, I kinda quite touching the small sample it, a lot of people just saw my face, was my image and temperament fascinated! You say I am blowing, this thing I blow Han, do not believe you inquire about, as the anesthesiologist, in our hospital operating room, I personally captured the hearts of many people! 9, you look like I look good is not, tell you, I also mad it, looking for the object in this area I am definitely a master, I was at the yellow, yellow place, you, Minger months, one year For a few it, so there are NPC to give me a lot of money too! You say, I am && thinking how complicated it, to tell you, ah, I'm a decent person! Well, do not tell you nonsense, I have to filming, the director, who I set and yellow?
10, I am the old number in the unit, the family lacked Han I get from the unit, small ink pen and ink paper, large portable computer, the most cattle is two days ago, I actually in front of all employees, in broad daylight , The unit manager in the office of a leather sofa hire people to go home, is the case, the unit did not like to see people like Leng, regardless of the tube!What do you say? Our unit tube loose? Tell you, our strict management unit, but a name, usually if you do not have a legitimate reason, want to go home with a piece of paper is immune! I do not sell you off you, think about this kind of thing, in addition to the private sector as the only investor and CEOs of me, who would dare so arrogant it?
我善于思考、勤于动手，求知欲强，具有较强的团队精神，即使有时情绪烦躁也能及时地进行自我调整。从小到大，对学习，我都抱着一种坚持不懈的态度。高中期间，我努力学习，全面发展，曾多次名列班级前三。我不仅仅用心协助老师开展工作，是老师的得力助手，在同学朋友遇到问题时，我也会以一颗真诚的心来帮忙他们。
当然在遇到困难时，我也曾想过放下。高一时，我以前连续几次成绩不尽如人意，但在父母老师与朋友们的鼓励下，我又一次战胜了自身。同时，我用心参加社会公益活动，一次次的社会实践活动让我深知团队协作精神与采取切实有效的计划都是十分重要的。此外，我爱好广泛，在音乐和体育方面尤为突出。我不仅仅能够独奏钢琴，具有较好的声乐基础，同时也十分爱好体育运动，如篮球、游泳等。并在篮球联赛上做出过较大贡献。
我是一位热爱生活，做事认真的人。在高中阶段的学习生活中，我不但学到了丰富的知识，同时，在各方面也得到了完善。在困难面前，我从不后退，总是开动脑 筋，想方设法去解决问题，克服困难。而每解决一位问题，克服一位困难，都使我的信心得到了提升。我相信，只要有足够的.自信，加上加倍的努力，就一定能够战 胜各种艰难险阻，通向成功的彼岸。
在高中阶段的学习过程中，我能够认真对待每一门课程，认真预习，积极复习。遇到问题，向同学请教，向老师咨询。我会不断改进学习方法，调整学习计划，合理安排时间。我把学习当成获取知识，丰富自身的乐事，对它充满了兴趣。
我有正确的人生观和价值观。善于与同学沟通，同他们建立良好的关系，尽最大的努力帮助他人。在生活中，我能够尊重师长，孝敬父母。我能够积极参加学校和社会上组织的有益活动，以丰富自身的课余生活。我喜欢体育，并积极参与其中，在运动中体会快乐，收获健康。
我身上还存在着不少缺点和不足，今后，我要加倍努力，不断完善自我。