中学生两分钟自我介绍（通用3篇）
A university professor started off his class by picking out of his back pocket a 20-pound note. And in this lecture hall of about 200 people he asked, “How many of you would like this note?”
Naturally, all 200 hands went up. He said, “Interesting.” He then said, “Before i let you have it, let me ask you this question.” He took the note and folded it in half twice, and then he said, “How many of you want this note?” Still 200 hands went up. Now he said, “Let me try something else.” He took the note and he crumpled it.And he said, “How many of you want this note now?” Still 200 hands went up. Finally he chucked the note on the floor. He screwed it with his shoe and crumpled it even more, picked it back up, now with dirt, and said, “How many of you want this note?”
All 200 hands were still up. He said, “Today, you’ve leraned an important lesson. No matter how much i crumpled that note, how much i scrunched it up, how many times it was trodden on, you still wanted it, because it was still worth 20-pounds.”
每当我跟妈妈出去玩，碰到熟人，他们总是夸我生得好看。我长得好看？哼！其实我还不是集合了爸爸妈妈的缺点：小眼睛，眯成一条缝；淡眉毛，显不出一点个性，再说我的鼻子毫无特征可言，倒是嘴唇旁边多了一颗醒目的黑痣。别人都说女孩子的皮肤总是比男孩子细腻点，白嫩点，可我却恰恰相反，又黑又粗，这也许是我的性格比较接近于男孩吧！这就是我——汤黎丽。
唉！姓“汤”的可真难听。爸爸做老汤，我做老汤的后代小汤。班里同学常给我取外号，什么“肉汤”之类的。我真是气极了，真想用手向他们头上挥一拳，更恨不得破口大骂，可这又能怪谁呢？谁叫我的祖宗姓“汤”呢！这就是我——脾气暴躁。
我这张嘴只要看见香喷喷的饭菜，就再也管不住了，像是有馋虫似的，非吃个过瘾才肯罢口。瞧瞧，我现在的身材有点臃肿了。连爷爷奶奶都常对别人说：“我家孙女可比以前胖多了。”这哪成？我非要还我以前苗条身材不可！可这有点难呀，常常当桌面上出现美味佳肴，我只能盯着看，却又不能吃，只好干咽口水，忍痛割爱了。这就是我——爱苗条。
我这个人性子真是急。上次奶奶住院了，一听到这消息，我就急忙骑上自行车心急火燎地直向医院冲去，一不小心，把一个中年妇女给擦了一下，我可急了，跳下车点头哈腰，连声说：“Sorry，Sorry，……我有急事。”还没来得及好好照面，我又飞身上车，冲向医院。这就是我——做事莽撞。
只要你来到我们学校，经过我班教室，那笑得最起劲、最响、最开朗的肯定是我。平时班里同学有小矛盾，闹个小别扭，这时，只要我这个“笑话博士”亲自出马，发射几颗“笑弹”，准保阴转晴。一回到家，外公外婆总是叫我“开心果”，动不动就拿我寻乐，笑得大家直不起腰来。俗话说“笑一笑，十年少”，被他们“利用了”，也值得。这就是我——笑口常开。
谈起我的学习，也算不错。一回到家，做完功课，接着就是复习、预习，从不需要爸爸妈妈的叮嘱。在考试前期，你休想在电视机前找到我的影子，连我最爱看的卡通片《灌篮高手》也诱惑不住我，这就是我——热爱学习。
好了，自我介绍就到这里。怎么样，给我个评价吧！
A university professor started off his class by picking out of his back pocket a 20-pound note. And in this lecture hall of about 200 people he asked, “How many of you would like this note?”
Naturally, all 200 hands went up. He said, “Interesting.” He then said, “Before i let you have it, let me ask you this question.” He took the note and folded it in half twice, and then he said, “How many of you want this note?” Still 200 hands went up. Now he said, “Let me try something else.” He took the note and he crumpled it.
And he said, “How many of you want this note now?” Still 200 hands went up. Finally he chucked the note on the floor. He screwed it with his shoe and crumpled it even more, picked it back up, now with dirt, and said, “How many of you want this note?”