外企辞职报告（精选7篇）
Dear Mr. Smith, As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time. You will never understand computers.
Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP address is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.
copyright dedecms You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation.
However, I have a few parting thoughts. 1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is I prefer not to comment. I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own. 2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your favorites list, which I conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files.
I do believe that terms like Lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration. 3. When you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your Mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are.
Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.) Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never screw with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time! Wishing you a grand and glorious day.
尊敬的领导：
您好！
我非常感谢xx公司给我的机遇和帮助！但是由于某些个人原因，使我只能离开我热爱的公司，所以在此提出辞职申请。
在过去x年的时间里，公司教给了我很多东西，并且给予我很多帮助和锻炼的机会，让我在这个岗位上积累了一定的专业技能和工作经验，同时也学学到了很多工作以外的，为人处事等道理，我很感激公司对我的.帮助，我相信这也是我一生中最难得的财富，因为这些都为我在将来的工作和生活中带来帮助和方便。
如今我将离开
公司并且已受聘于另一家企业，我已考虑成熟，并且我有信心能够在新的工作岗位上充分发挥自己的专长。
我希望xx公司在今后的发展旅途中步步为赢、蒸蒸日上。同时再次感谢xx公司让我曾经成为其中一员。
此致
敬礼
申请人：
XX年2月20日
dear,
as a graduate of an institution of higher education, i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time. asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything i do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.
you will never understand computers. something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you, but i am going to try and explain it to you, even though i am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will.
you walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert principle.
since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, i am forced to tender my resignation. however, i have a few parting thoughts.
1. when someone calls you in reference to employment, it is
illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you can say to hurt me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.
2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password you have used for the last five years. if you decide to get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.
3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the
authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (try to use a spell check please; i hate having to correct your mistakes.)
thank you for your time, and i expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. never screw with your systems administrator. why? because they know what you do with all that free time!
wishing you a grand and glorious day.
尊敬的领导：
从XX年初至今，进入公司工作两年的时间里，得到了公司各位同事的多方帮助，我非常感谢公司各位同事。
在过去的两年里，我在公司里工作的很开心，感觉公司的气氛就和一个大家庭一样，大家相处的融洽和睦，同时在公司里也学会了如何与同事相处，如何与客户建立良好关系等方面的东西。并在公司的过去两年里，利用公司给予良好学习时间，学习了一些新的东西来充实了自己，并增加自己的一些知识和实践经验。我对于公司两年多的照顾表示真心的感谢！！
在经过XX年下半年的时间里，公司给予了很好的机会，让自己学习做市场方面的运做，但由于自己缺乏市场等方面的经验，自己没有能很好的为公司做好新的市场开发，自己身感有愧公司的'两年的培养。
由于我个人感觉，我在过去的一段时间里的表现不能让自己感觉满意，感觉有些愧对公司这两年的照顾，自己也感觉自己在过去两年没有给公司做过点贡献，也由于自己感觉自己的能力还差的很多，在公司的各方面需求上自己能力不够。所以，经过自己慎重考虑，为了自己和公司考虑，自己现向公司提出辞职，望公司给予批准。
此致
敬礼
申请人：
XX年2月20日
尊敬的领导：
您好!首先感谢您在百忙之中抽出时间阅读我的辞职报告。
我是怀着十分复杂的心情写这份信的`。自从我进入公司之后，由于公司对我的关心、指导和信任，使我学到了很多知识，对此我深表感激!
由于我自身能力的不足，工作越来越让我感到力不从心，为此我进行了长时间的思考。为了不因为我个人的原因而影响公司的经营发展，经过深思熟虑之后我决定辞去目前在部门担任的职务和工作，我知道这个过程会给公司带来一定程度上的不便，对此我深表歉意。
非常感谢公司在这段时间里对我的教导和照顾，在公司的这段经历于我而言非常珍贵，将来无论什么时候，我都会为自己曾经是公司的一员感到荣幸。我确信在公司的这段工作经历将是我职业生涯发展中重要的一部分。
祝：公司领导和所有同事身体健康、工作顺利!公司业绩越来越好、步步高升!
再次对我的离职给公司带来的不便表示抱歉，同时我也希望公司能够体谅我的个人实际，对我的申请予以考虑并批准。
此致
敬礼
申请人：
20xx年.12.25
尊敬的领导：
很抱歉在这个时候提出辞职。
非常感谢这一年多来，公司对我的包容与照顾，很开心能与大家一起工作。由于父亲病重不得不放弃现在这份工作，想多些时间陪伴父母身边。7年头的异地工作，陪伴父母的时间越来越少不想在这时候有太多遗憾。所以，我决定向公司申请辞职。
申请此辞呈递交之后的1周内离开公司，以减少因我的离职而给公司带来的不便，在此期间，如果有项目上任何疑问我将及时做出答复。也请公司和领导谅解我的匆忙离开……
在短短的一年多的时间里，很感谢公司给予和支持，让我能在公司这样好的平台发挥自身的优势，看到自己努力的价值。同时在工作中发现自身问题和不断完善自己。感谢，领导对我的谆谆教诲，感谢那些与大家朝夕相处的时光，这段工作也是我最珍贵经历的。衷心的.祝愿公司越来越好!祝福领导及各位同事工作顺利，开心快乐!
再次对我的离职给公司带来的不便表示抱歉，同时希望公司能够体恤我的个人状况，对我的申请予以考虑并批准。谢谢!
此致
敬礼
申请人：
20xx年.12.25
dear (the name of your boss):
i regret to inform you that i decided to resign from my present position as (position) (next day of last date).
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